Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Hillary's Legacy



LEGACY


She didn't want her legacy

to be that she blocked history;

her flawless oratory

suggested McCain's crematory

without being inflammatory.


Her fans, released from Purgatory,

rejoined their Party's inspiratory

to build our nation's recovery

from eight years of dictatory

rule by the "Republicanory

Commanderatory."


You know, the Chief "Executory,"
our "evisceratory"
Commander-in-Half.



(with the probable exception of the terms in quotes,
all the words in this rhyme are real;
sometimes the suffixes have been changed
to validate the innocent
and condemn the criminal)
da-da-daaah
da-da-dit-ta-daaah