Tuesday, August 26, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: McCain Can't Read!


I've had an urge
to discuss the surge;
Obama, Macs say,
is wrong in every way.

I vaguely remember
my shock at the info;
Surge troops sent by Loonies
simply paid off the Sunnis!

They were given guns
and $$$ by the tons;
to leave us out of their sights
and feel free to kill the Shiite.

The USA and Sunnis,
allies in the boonies;
the Surge is "a suck-sess,"
vast lies provide assuredness,
U.S. citizens won't ever guess.

"This ain't the country you learned about in high school"
Jon Stewart