THE HOCKEY-BABE-O'MOMinator
The press screams for "red meat,"
but Mac's meat's kinda dead,
so he threw a babe into the ring,
to rest his hoary head.
She thinks that life
did not evolve,
but was created in six days
by a guy making
pie in the sky.
She is consistent,
must be said,
for as she claws
to get ahead
of her foe,
a tall, lean man
who teaches,
" make change,
Yes, we can!"
She hears her fans are moaning,
they want changes too;
she promises "Change Happens!
There's nothing for you to do."
She wants them to be patient,
and wait for the Big Guy
to do just what's best for them
and for his Pie in the Sky.
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