LEGACY
She didn't want her legacy
to be that she blocked history;
her flawless oratory
suggested McCain's crematory
without being inflammatory.
Her fans, released from Purgatory,
rejoined their Party's inspiratory
to build our nation's recovery
from eight years of dictatory
rule by the "Republicanory
Commanderatory."
You know, the Chief "Executory,"
our "evisceratory"
Commander-in-Half.
(with the probable exception of the terms in quotes,
all the words in this rhyme are real;
sometimes the suffixes have been changed
to validate the innocent
and condemn the criminal)
da-da-daaah
da-da-dit-ta-daaah
She didn't want her legacy
to be that she blocked history;
her flawless oratory
suggested McCain's crematory
without being inflammatory.
Her fans, released from Purgatory,
rejoined their Party's inspiratory
to build our nation's recovery
from eight years of dictatory
rule by the "Republicanory
Commanderatory."
You know, the Chief "Executory,"
our "evisceratory"
Commander-in-Half.
(with the probable exception of the terms in quotes,
all the words in this rhyme are real;
sometimes the suffixes have been changed
to validate the innocent
and condemn the criminal)
da-da-daaah
da-da-dit-ta-daaah
